Delusions of Grandeur: Mayor Jason Hu Lauds Taichung's Bike Lanes

Taichung Mayor, Jason Hu, opened the Taichung leg of the Tour of Formosa with a speech in which he declared the city's bike lanes to be among the nation's best. Oddly omitted from the speech at the last minute were references to unicorns, flying livestock, staged moon landings, Obama's birth certificate and the notion that the Cleveland Browns and Chicago Cubs always have next year.

Press Release (Translation):

"On the 4^th, the cyclists came to Taichung City Fulfillment Amphitheatre to start their next challenge. Jason Hu gave awards to the top three cyclists from the last stage. He spoke through the translator for the cyclits, stating  that Taichung has the best bike lanes. The scenery is gorgeous, including lakes and hill climbs. He welcomes the cyclists to experience the beauty of Taiwan." 

Here are some examples of the "best bike lanes".

The Brick-Zag (Nantun)


The Parking Strip (Daya)


The Sidewalk (Chingshui)


The Bricks To Nowhere (Shalu)


Narrow To Nowhere (Taichung Port)


Hou-Feng hype (Fengyuan/Houli)


The Scooter Lane (Dakeng)


Largesse (Daya)